Friday, July 15, 2005

Hooters, employment for airheads.

Last night my family took my male Scottish cousin to Hooters for the first time. What could be a better memory of his visit to Toronto than gawking at girls in tight tank tops and orange hotpants. I decided to look at the clothing they had for sale. I wanted the official tank top like the waitresses but they only had extra small... and all of the hooters girls said, "that's the only size we ever get them in".

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Dinner Plans

"I'm done work at 4 tonight, I'll call you on the cell phone and we'll meet for dinner. "

"OK. "

Time: 4:40pm
Cell phone: the customer you are trying to reach is unavailable

I swear I hear a hint of a snicker when she says that. Arrgh.

Monday, July 11, 2005


Vacation good. Body tired. The most glorious feeling is to be blanketed by the sun…. followed closely by plunging down white water in a raft.