Tuesday, April 07, 2009

I don't waaannnnnnaaaaaa

I don't want to go back to work. At least I'm not headed back to a 9 to 5 that involves cleaning poop because let's face it, the number one change in my life over the last 9 months is the amount of shit I've had to deal with. I did the math around the 6 month mark and at that time I figured I'd changed about 1200 diapers. Let's not forget the days when the baby shit 8 times per day... and let me also say that Dylan is now Mr. Regular and poops at least twice per day. That's a shitload of shit. I don't want to go to work but let me tell you that I'm glad I'm not a nurse or a vet or a zookeeper, especially for the elephants.


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